Top 10 excuse letters from parents
(collected by schools from all over the country) with incompetent children or should it be the other way around…
10. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
9. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by
very close veins.
8. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
7. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre)
(dyrea) (direathe) the shits. [words in ()s were crossed out.]
6. Sally wont be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her
Funeral.
5. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could
not breed well.
4. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
3. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore
throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore
throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasnt
the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going
around, her father even got hot last night.
2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
1. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get
the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought
it was Sunday.
